A fool and his money are soon elected.
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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