It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!
David Lee Roth
The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.
It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.
The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism.
I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.
I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.
A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
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