I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless.
Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.
I lapsed into rude.
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.
Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.
Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
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