Johnny Carson - When turkeys mate they think of swans.

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian

Nationality: American

Born: October 23, 1925

Died: January 23, 2005

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Steven Wright, Groucho Marx, Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield, W. C. Fields, Milton Berle

Topics

Mate, Swans, Think, Turkeys

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