My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: November 22, 1921
Died: October 5, 2004

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