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Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother.

Me Mother Cooking Like

The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne.

Friendship Love Feeling Like

The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.

Egg Learned Vulgar Boil

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.

Garrison Keillor

Time Home Go Turn

Garlic oil is one of my favorite things on the planet. You can roast 20 cloves of garlic in oil and use it in everything - you can even slide those soft whole cloves into a dish of hot mashed potatoes.

You Hot Everything Things

I had my first French meal and I never got over it. It was just marvelous. We had oysters and a lovely dry white wine. And then we had one of those lovely scalloped dishes and the lovely, creamery buttery sauce. Then we had a roast duck and I don't know what else.

White Wine Never Know

When you roast a chicken perfectly, there's nothing more delicious.

Marco Pierre White

You Nothing Chicken More

My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.

Career Been Whole

Singing songs like 'The Man I Love' or 'Porgy' is no more work than sitting down and eating Chinese roast duck, and I love roast duck.

Love Work Man Singing

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

Humphrey Bogart

Dog Game Hot Beef

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Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.

Time Man Fly Long

I do a big roast of Trump during my set now - which I clearly expanded on - because there's so much to make fun of him about now.

Lisa Lampanelli

Fun Big Now Make

I remember, after the Pamela Anderson roast, being told, 'You're sold out - you can add two more shows.'

Lisa Lampanelli

You Remember More Being

That's the whole thing: You only roast the ones you love. That's why I never make fun of the French.

Lisa Lampanelli

Love You Fun Never

A roast is really an honor. If they picked me to be roasted, I'd be the most flattered I'd be in my life. If I could pick some people to roast, I'd pick my heroes, Don Rickles and Howard Stern. Those are the people I'd like to give some honor to.

Lisa Lampanelli

Life Me My Life People

I know Bea Arthur left the Pam Anderson roast really early, but it could have been because she was half dead; I don't know.

Lisa Lampanelli

Dead Know She Left

Roast beef, medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy.

Food Philosophy Only Beef Medium

I love roast chicken, juicy summer tomatoes, and carrot cake slathered with tangy cream-cheese frosting.

Love Cake Chicken Summer

That whole concept of 'I want to really go after people' - I don't understand that. Is it a roast, or is it an awards show?

People Understand Go Want

I can do a good roast with my eyes closed. I'm amazing with gravy. That's my speciality; even other people ask me to do gravy at their house. I'm very proud of my gravy.

Eyes Good Me People

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.

Hattie McDaniel

Chicken Diet Take Those

If we can believe in our own value, then we won't try to denigrate and diss and just roast women all the time.

Women Time Believe Value

Blue cheese and dates are really good if you wrap it in prosciutto. Roast it at about 400 degrees. I love having it with Fullman's mustard.

Antoni Porowski

Love Good You Blue

I've known Lisa Lampanelli for quite some time. We did the Shatner roast together. Lisa didn't know Shatner, but she's a popular roaster, so she was invited to do it, and she is fantastic. Actually, despite her public image, she's a very sweet lady and very sensitive. She cries very easily. Most people don't know that.

Time People Together Sweet

When you roast yourself, it makes everybody else comfortable.

You Yourself Comfortable Everybody

My momma will roast my friends all of the time. If you're one of my friends, and you meet my mom for the first time, she will definitely roast you in a polite way. It's just to test your bars.

Time You Mom Friends

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